April 1st is around the corner. In Italy, it’s called “Pesce d’Aprile” (April’s Fish), so if a rumor sounds too good to be true this Wednesday, like the M4 extending all the way to Lake Como, you’ve officially been warned.

Between the "pranks" and the petals, here’s the real deal: Milan’s universities (PoliMi & Bocconi) just dominated the global rankings, the city grid is getting a €200M high-tech glow-up, and Joe Bastianich is finally bringing his "smash" burgers to town.

Grab a coffee, watch your back for paper fish, and let’s dive into a busy Milanese week.

Quick Tip: Flower Power 🌸

If you need a screen break, these are the top spots to catch the bloom this week:

[Food & Beverage] – Simply the Best 2026: Award-Winning Italian Wines (IT)

A premium walk-around tasting featuring 65 of Italy’s most prestigious wineries. Sip on world-class labels paired with fresh Focaccia di Recco in one of Milan’s most iconic museum spaces.

[Business & Tech] – Apeira & LTF, al Crepuscolo

An evening for people building things—startups, research, apps, hardware, whatever you’re working on. From 19:00–20:00, there’s a casual idea pitch and feedback session. After that, it’s open workspace at Crepuscolo: one quiet room to focus, one for chatting and drinks. Not a networking event - just a place to work and exchange ideas.

[Arts and Social] – Candle Making & Aperitivo

A cozy, hands-on workshop where you create your own eco-friendly candles while enjoying a relaxed aperitivo and good company.

P.S.Women Only… Don’t forget to become a part of the women's community

[Tech & AI] – Can Your Laptop Run AI? 

Alberto Danese (Head of Data Science at Nexi) breaks down real-world benchmarks for LLM inference on local laptops. The talk covers technical performance (CPU vs. GPU) and how the project was built for free using open-source tools like Python and GitHub Actions.

[Entertainment] – English Standup Comedy Open Mic 

A high-energy, weekly open mic night bringing together Milan’s international crowd. Whether you want to test your own jokes on stage or just enjoy the laughs, it’s a great spot to meet new friends. The show is free to enter, with voluntary donations collected at the end to support the local comedy scene.

[Community & Networking] – Milan Expat Event by Lianne

An international meetup to connect with like-minded people over drinks in a relaxed atmosphere.

[Wellness & Spirituality] – PINK MOON EVENT 

A special evening of movement, breathwork, and meditation under the Pink Moon - focused on releasing, resetting, and setting new intentions.

[Music] – Music With a View  

Rooftop drinks with a view of the Duomo, while a DJ plays hip hop, R&B and dancehall. It starts as an aperitivo and kind of turns into a night out without you really noticing. 25+.

[Social] – Restaurant of the Week

Meet new people while exploring local restaurants. How it works: you sign up, and the organizers match you with a few strangers (4–6 people) for a casual dinner somewhere in the city.

[Art & Social] – Paint 'n Sip Workshop in Milan - Wine, Art & Social Night 

A 2-hour paint workshop where you follow simple step-by-step instructions to create your own piece, while meeting new people. All materials are provided (canvas, paint, brushes) plus unlimited wine and snacks. No experience needed - it’s designed for beginners.

[Art & Culture] – Free Museum Sunday

It’s the first Sunday of the month, which means many museums will be open to the public absolutely for free 🤑 Check the full list of museums here. PS: Many museums still require registration so read the fine print.

EDUCATION / Milanese Pride: PoliMi and Bocconi climb the global ranks 

It turns out Milan is the capital of brains, not just fashion! According to the 2026 QS World University Rankings, Politecnico has secured the 6th spot worldwide for Architecture and 7th for Design, while Bocconi continues to dominate the economic scene, landing in the global top 10 for both Marketing and Management.

IN THE CITY / A €200M spark for Milan’s power grid 

Milan is getting a high-voltage upgrade. The European Investment Bank (EIB) has granted A2A a €200 million loan to modernize the city’s electrical network. We’re talking about 600km of new high-tech cabling and nearly 800 upgraded substations.
The goal? Making the grid resilient against extreme weather and cutting CO₂ emissions by roughly 7 kilotons a year, the equivalent of planting 50,000 trees. Great news for the planet, and even better news for your AC next time a heatwave hits!

TRANSPORTS / €260M for 9 new Frecciarossa trains 

Milan Central Station is about to get even busier. Trenitalia has signed a €260 million deal with Hitachi Rail for nine next-generation Frecciarossa trains. These "Made in Italy" speedsters aren't just fast (hitting 360 km/h)... they’re green! With a 97% recyclability rate. Designed to link Milan to major European capitals by 2027, they promise a future where hopping on a train to Paris or Berlin is smoother than checking a bag at Malpensa.

TRANSPORT / The Blue Line is stretching out

Milan’s M4 "Blue" metro is preparing for a €638 million growth spurt.
The final plans for a 3km extension from Linate to Segrate are heading to the Ministry by late April. This isn't just a couple of extra stops; the new Segrate Porta Est will serve as a massive High-Speed rail hub, effectively decongesting the city's main stations. Between the seamless bus-to-metro connections and a brand-new 700-spot parking lot at Idroscalo, commuting from the outskirts is about to become a whole lot less "Mission Impossible."

FOOD / The Restaurant Man brings "Smash" to Milan 

Joe Bastianich is putting his face (literally, it’s the logo) on a new project: Jb Burger. Partnering with Bun Burgers, the MasterChef legend is launching his new brand on April 4th at the Fiordaliso Shopping Centre in Rozzano. The focus is on the "smash burger" technique, thin, crispy patties with maximum flavor, blending American street food culture with high-quality ingredients.

Avvale - Business analyst 

Essilor luxottica - Sourcing Category Manager Wearables 

Glovo - Sr Analyst Category Management MFC Italy 

LePub - Content Creator - Luxury & Lifestyle

International School of Milan - Head of English

We know how fast Milan moves, so thank you for spending a few minutes of your week with us. Our goal is to make this city feel a little more like home, one update at a time.

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Have a beautiful week ahead,

Ale & Ole